When you are sharing your experience your views don't let
your emotions get in front of you.Feel free and levitate
your mind above social beliefs,and then only best of
your's will come out.
Alarm rang shattering my dream just before i was about to kiss
my girlfriend,i rubbed my eyes.
It was early in the morning at around 8:00. Alas! i
have to attend a lecture at 8:30.But it's of visiting
faculty mannn... and that's also of some boring what u
call a "Management Information System(MIS)" yhhhhhhhhh...
i sometimes think what's the point in assigning a faculty
for that? When everyone knows u can't get anything from
a teacher for that subject,and when u r half at class and
another half of yours still in bed with beautiful girls
mesmerizing ur dream.....situation gets even worst.
But,i have to say au revoir to her....(But only for time being)
for not to be in that black(Defaulter)list.
i rushed to my rommie's bed tried hard to wake
him for the lecture.He was smiling with his eyes shut and mouth
tightly lipped.i wondered that whether he had smiled ever in
that manner even when he got highest marks in "Compilers".But u know
these girls always give u a good reason to smile.
"Come'on Harry it's too early for me to have all my senses
alive again.What is it?" - Sameer(name changed).
"Don't u know,it's Saturday today and we are having our lecture at 8:30."
"So what?,it's only of MIS and that also of visiting faculty we'll
make a late entry don't u worry- Sameer.
"Will she allow us to make a late entry...?"
"OfCourse yaar! Pooja(name changed) mam is cute and u know she is having a crush
on me. and not only on me she's having the same with so many of
our classmates. Infact on u too."-Sameer.
"Oh! Shut-Up u Horny."
"No, I really mean it,infact she loves u."-Sameer.
"Come'on get out of this bed and i'm going for a bath and by the time i come back
i want u to get off with your daily stuff."
I cleaned my shoes with a braid and got ready by around 8:30.
"Come'on make a quick move"-I yelled.
"haan ruk baal banane de"-Sameer.
"She is not going to see ur hairstyle let's move."
"dude she ain't gonna see my ass either so shud i stop wiping it too."-Sameer.
I laughed,i laughed till i had my heart in my mouth.
"We r already late for the class."
"Don't u worry yaar lets have a race.Let's see Who'll
reach Raounak Sweets first."-Sameer.
"I'm ready".I accepted the challange gracefully.
he was well ahead of me n in order to catch him i tried to run
faster and suddenly a big BOOM.
I fell.i got hurt and to the worst of situation he
was laughing on me.Soon our third roomie was there and in no
time he joined the party too.Unfortunately i was bleeding otherwise
they would have been laughing the whole day.They soon took me
to the doctor for dressing.
"Let's move to the class"-Sameer without a stigma on his face.
"She must be concluding the lecture by now."
"So what,we have a big reason to show."-Sameer.
"What reason".
"Tu chal toh"-Sameer.
We,reached to our class N-302.u know u need to have extra courage
to ask for entering the class when u r late for 50 min.
i know i'm dastard.
"May we come in mam."-Sameer.
Whole class was perplexed.Everyone was looking at us.
I sometimes wonders getting late to the class is a good way
to come into eyes of preety girls. you know the whole stage
is set for you.U just have to ask permission from the faculty
with your baritone and make a smart move to your palce.
Concealing his treacherousness.
"Look mam your best student got hurt,an evil dog bites him"-Sameer
"What!!! u Sameer(Hawa ka jhonka)."
"Be quite there is no other way to register attendance and i don't
want to lose this chance.u know i have given up my date in dreams
for this."-Sameer.
Whole class started laughing.It was enough for me to have brawl with
Sameer, soon i controlled my emotions and joined the party.
"But where from this Bullshit "dog" came into picture?"Really i
didn't have any idea.
"Look mam he got hurt his left hand"-Sameer.
"Is it true by boy?"-mam
"Yeah! (dragging my left hand into picture)look we have to
dressed him up."-Sameer
Oh! She called me her son all my hopes got thrashed!!!!
Soon i realized it's not me it was for my dearest friend.
I replied in taciturn tone.
"Yeah...., yes partially true mam."
"It's true that i fell and he helped me while dressing the wound.
But i don't know from where his doggy comes into the picture."
"No! mam he is liar!We were running for the lecture.Soon a dog
accompanied him and bites him."-Sameer
"Come inside and settle down fast"-mam
We made a fine entry through a narrow door.
We gestured some of our classmates for the attendance sheet,and made
a smart presence.
My Engineering days were inundated with such incidents.i'll share
some of them.
